Escape from Del Amo Pt. 1

The car sputters and kaputs as it noisily speeds into the Del Amo parking lot and creakily slows down to a parking spot. "You know da' securataayy is tighht righhhttt???" said Driver. "Yeahh I knoww that but they can't catch me, and stop tellin' me dat!!" said the filthy thief as he got out the car. I'll tell you when I need you to come out front." he said as walked into the mall, planning to steal anything and everything in sight. He walked up the stairs to see the Levis store and Urban Outfitters. He saw endless opportunities of thievery in sight and was too ready to try them them all. Little did he know, these stores were much different than the stores and shops of the hood.There security was actually legit.There were also a different type people here in this area. Instead of the usual black and hispanic demographic, there were a few black people, but there were the most the whites and asian he had ever saw in his life. That mattered to him for a miniscule amount of time, for he was totally focused on stealing out of these stores. "These honkeys 'll never see it comin'!", He ignorantly thought. So he walks into the Levis Store and everyone stares him down and up. He looked much dirtier and dingier than he would in the hood, from his beat-up nikes and true religion jeans to his busted phat farm jacket, this dude was nasty. He quickly picks up a pair his size and rushes to the back,for he already had a plan. Pulling out a small BB gun, he shoots the 2 cameras above, piercing through the black balls with metal BBs. Then he took off his dirty jeans and put on the fresh new pairs. "These look sweet as coolade!" He snickered as he put his old jeans on the hanger and put them on the rack for clearance. He walks out calmly until someone says," Hey that kid switched his true religions for Levis!" No one moved a muscle but him. He dashed out the store, fearing for his life and pushing people out the way. The worst part was that they weren't even talking about him. there was oddly another boy who was caught on another camera that had just got handcuffed as the filthy thief booked it outside the store. The question was, where would he go next and would he be caught? Only time will tell.

Right Above It

[Lil Wayne]
Now tell me how you love it
You know you at the top when only heaven’s right above it
We onnnn
‘Cause we onnnn

[Drake]
Who else really tryna f-k with Hollywood Cole? I’m with Marley G, bro
Flying Hollygrove chicks to my Hollywood shows
And I wanna tell you something that you prolly should know
This that Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow
And uh, my real friends never hearin’ from me
Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me
That’s why I pick and choose, I don’t get sh-t confused
I got a small circle, I’m not with different crews
We walk the same path, but got on different shoes
Live in the same building, but we got different views
I got a couple cars I never get to use
Don’t like my women single, I like my chicks in twos
And these days all the girls is down to roll
I hit the strip club and all them b-hes find a pole
Plus I been sippin’, so this sh-t is movin’ kinda slow
Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it’s time to go

[Lil Wayne]
Now tell me how you love it
You know you at the top when only heaven’s right above it
We on
It’s Young Money, motherf-ker
If you ain’t runnin’ wit it, run from it, motherf-ker, all right

Now somebody show some money in this b-ch
And I got my B’s with me like some honey in this bitch, ya dig?
I got my gun in my boo purse
And I don’t bust back, because I shoot first

Meet me on the fresh train
Yes, I’m in the building, you just on the list of guest names
And all of my riders do not give a f-k, X Games
Guns turn you boys into pu-sies, sex change
And I smoke ’til I got chest pains
And you n-as know I rep my gang like Jesse James
Women are possessive, and they wanna possess Wayne
I been fly so long I fell asleep on the f-kin’ plane
Skinny pants and some Vans
Call me Triple A, get my advance in advance, amen

As the world spin and dance in my hands
Life is a beach, I’m just playin’ in the sand
Uh, wake up and smell the pussy
You niggas can’t see me, but never overlook me
I’m on the paper trail, it ain’t no tellin’ where it took me
Yeah, and I ain’t a killa, but don’t push me

Now tell me how you love it
You know you at the top when only heaven’s right above it
We on
It’s Young Money, motherf-ker
If you ain’t runnin’ wit it, run from it, mother-ker, all right

Now somebody show some money in this bi-h
And I got my bees with me like some honey in this b-ch, ya dig?
I got my gun in my boo purse
And I don’t bust back, because I shoot first

Uh, how do he say what’s never said?
Beautiful black woman, I bet that b-ch look better red
Limpin’ off tour ’cause I made more off my second leg
Ma’f-kin’ Birdman Junior, eleventh grade
Ball on automatic start
I could hand it to Drake or do a quarterback draw
Wildcat offense, check the paw prints
We in the building, you n-as in apartments
No-now, c’mon, be my blood donor
Flo’ so nice, you ain’t gotta put a rug on her
Do it big, and let the small fall under that
Damn, where you stumbled out? From where they make gumbo at
Kane got the f-kin’ beat jumpin’ like a jumping jack
But you know me, I get on this b-ch and have a heart attack
Hip-hop, I’m the heart of that, ni-a, nothin’ short of that
President Carter, Young Money Democrat

Now tell me how you love it
You know you at the top when only heaven’s right above it
We on
It’s Young Money, motherf-cker
If you ain’t runnin’ wit it, run from it, motherf-cker, all right

Now somebody show some money in this b-ch
And I got my bees with me like some honey in this b-ch, ya dig? (Soo woo!)
I got my gun in my boo purse
And I don’t bust back, because I shoot first

The Filthy Thief Ep.2

It was a dark and stormy night when the filthy thief went into Ross. He had a large trench coat on that had an abnormal amount of pockets. There were 3 pockets on each side, inside and outside the coat. It had dirty smudges and stains all over it too. It smelled like mildew, due to the fact that he had left it in his backpack for a week. He had walked in through an entrance were he thought had no cameras.He walked through section after section,keeping a low profile and looking through for things that appealed to him or caught his attention.Then there it was! A green pair of vans, with a new pair of laces too. He picked them up and stared at them for a long time. He put them back, for they weren't valuable enough to him apparently. He keeps looking, and then he sees a plaid blue and grey shirt. he takes off his trench coat and puts on the shirt. He then puts on the trench and keeps walking. Little did he know a secret shopper was looking right at him as he stole the shirt. He messages security to stop him at the exit he was slowly walking towards with a triumphant
gait. As he walks through the metal detectors, the alarm goes off. WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO!!!
It surprises him as he walk out. Security then starts pursuing the filthy thief. He books it through the parking lot, running through cars to split them up. He makes it to the car were his friends and they sped off, the beat down car's exhaust spewing out a heavy black smog. As he got home and turned on the tv, the news was on.
"They're have recently been a string of robberies in Inglewood,Ladera and a long list of other counties. Please be on the lookout for a 13-14 year old african american boy." A police sketch popped up on the screen of the filthy thief. Not surprised, they artist's rendering was not that good. He exhaled and went to bed, ready to see what store was next.

Get Me Out Of Here!!! The Filthy Thief Ep.1

Get me out of here! Said the filthy thief as he got in the car. The filthy thief had just went in to smart & final and stole a bag of chips and some cookies. As he nervously walks out, security saw him and began to walk towards him for a search, he started to run away quickly."Yall ain't catchin' me!!!" Says the filthy thief as they drive away. He had did this many a time, each time the items he stole it would be bigger in value or size.
But now, he was about to hit it big!! He had heard that there was a liquor store that had no security and the cashier was a small asian man named Oshu. Oshu was a quiet man which most people respected and no one bothered.No one robbed Oshu, and the filthy thief and his friends were about to learn why.

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